hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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