I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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