i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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