just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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