for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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