I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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