I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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