Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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