wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
