Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
