Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
