So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize