this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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