butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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