There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
God, I missed his penis.
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