I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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