i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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