You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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