Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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