So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think my fart just growled at me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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