just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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