Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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