I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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