i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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