Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
handjob tips. give me some.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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