Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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