Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize