I want to stick my p in your. b.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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