If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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