Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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