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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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