She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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