Banned from zoo.
Again?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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