Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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