Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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