how can u be prego again
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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