wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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