It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
