I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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