How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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