Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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