he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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