This girl is more easily done than said...
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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