I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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