i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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