Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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