i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just puked most of my soul out..
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