Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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