He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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