dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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