Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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