Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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